Post by Sir Poopy, Duke of Poop on Jul 2, 2017 13:11:10 GMT -5
1. The franchise you are moving has NEVER won a championship in that city.
Does not apply
2. You may only move your team to a city that would realistically host an NBA franchise (for example, a city like Topeka would not be able to support an NBA team, as they do not have the facilities).
Kings is weak sauce time to update the brand
3. You may NOT move your team outside the continental United States.
Check!!
4. You must submit an application for relocation to the Permission for Relocation board in the Commissioner's office.
Check!!
5. Your application must include the following:
-Specify reasons for leaving
Were not leaving just rebranding. The kings to old school and its time to update. Since we just acquired Bitchass KD we thought we should update our brand to fit our star player.
-Set a timeline of where you plan on your team being from years 1-5
Win Championships every year for the next 36 years.
-Get permission from other team if you are moving them to city with another team.
Don't need to because I run this league and everyone else is a bitchass
-If moving them to an unoccupied city, you must state why the city you want to move to would want you to move there.
Check
-Come up with new name, logo, colors (or you can just keep the ones you have).
Proposed Franchise Name: Kansas City Bitchass Cupcakes
Proposed Colours: Colors would be bright pink
Proposed Logos: We would have a huge cupcake on our jersey with bitchass underneath it.
-Finally, it will be voted on by the league, and you will need 2/3rds approval.
New competition always brings the best from all franchises.
6. Lastly, be realistic. If you take over a team such as the Cavaliers or Suns, those teams aren't moving anytime soon. Don't expect to be able to move them here either (same goes for Boston, LA, San Antonio, etc.)
Most realistic thing to hit the league! Vote yes or I quit.
Does not apply
2. You may only move your team to a city that would realistically host an NBA franchise (for example, a city like Topeka would not be able to support an NBA team, as they do not have the facilities).
Kings is weak sauce time to update the brand
3. You may NOT move your team outside the continental United States.
Check!!
4. You must submit an application for relocation to the Permission for Relocation board in the Commissioner's office.
Check!!
5. Your application must include the following:
-Specify reasons for leaving
Were not leaving just rebranding. The kings to old school and its time to update. Since we just acquired Bitchass KD we thought we should update our brand to fit our star player.
-Set a timeline of where you plan on your team being from years 1-5
Win Championships every year for the next 36 years.
-Get permission from other team if you are moving them to city with another team.
Don't need to because I run this league and everyone else is a bitchass
-If moving them to an unoccupied city, you must state why the city you want to move to would want you to move there.
Check
-Come up with new name, logo, colors (or you can just keep the ones you have).
Proposed Franchise Name: Kansas City Bitchass Cupcakes
Proposed Colours: Colors would be bright pink
Proposed Logos: We would have a huge cupcake on our jersey with bitchass underneath it.
-Finally, it will be voted on by the league, and you will need 2/3rds approval.
New competition always brings the best from all franchises.
6. Lastly, be realistic. If you take over a team such as the Cavaliers or Suns, those teams aren't moving anytime soon. Don't expect to be able to move them here either (same goes for Boston, LA, San Antonio, etc.)
Most realistic thing to hit the league! Vote yes or I quit.